lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

spadesslick:

lizthefangirl:

thedavesofourlives:

guess who’s back

everyone’s favorite janitor artist

WHY IS HE A J ANITOR

Free art materials.

The Road most depressing movie I’ve currently ever watched on Netflix.

Drunkenness is my favorite kinda ness